Teacher with her student

Teacher : "Ladki Or Ladke Mein Kya Farak
Hai?"
Pappu : Ladki 1 saal main EK hi bachhe ki
Maa ban sakti hai But Ladka 1 saal main
Hazaro bachoo ka Baap Ban sakta hai...
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Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: Shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya
banoge?.....
Student: Dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil
karoge?
Student: Dulhan...
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar
mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student: bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya
chahte hai?
Student: pota
Teacher: hey bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka
kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do hamare do, jab tak teesra
na ho......!!!!!!