Suharat ke gufta gu apne sahile ke sath

Jab Ladki ki Suhagrat ke baad uski Saheli
Puchhti hai
Kaisi rahi suhagrat ?
To vo batati hai – "Aaye the wo der se , dil
jala diya,
Pahle kiya Kiwad band,
Fir Deepak Bhuja diya ...
Pahle khel khelne lage Seena Tatolkar,
Fir khel khelne lage Underwear khol kar,
Ek Jang Aisi chhidi Palang par,
Gole wali Top rakh di Surangpar,
Yah tha 9 Minute ka Majaa,
Ab bhog rahi hu 9 Mahine ki saja,
9 Mahine baad 1 aisa ho ga Visfot,
Jo ban jayga Bharat ke liye 1 Aur Vote...
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Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi
Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya.
Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur
Biwi Se Pucha?
Pati : "Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna
Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?"
Biwi Sharmate Hue : "Ji, Aapki Bhabi Ne
Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko...
Dudh Zarur Pila Dena"
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Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi Nahi Shadi Hui,
November Ka Mahina Thha Aur Kadake Ki
Sardi padd Rahi Thi...
Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Ghusa
Aur So Gaya,
Patni Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Usko
Kohni Mar Ke Boli,
Patni : "Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich Mein
Ek Mori (Hole) Bhi Hai"
Aadmi Gusse Se : "To Band Kar Us Mori Ko,
Main Bhi Sochu Rajayi Mein Thandi Hawa
Kaha Se Aa Rahi Hai"
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Ladke Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Rat Ko
Kamre Mein Gaya Aur Dulhan Ka Ghungat
Utha Ke Uska Chehra Dekh Ke Bola...
Dulha : "Tum Itni Sunder Ho, Samajh Mein
Nahi Aata Tumhe Kya Kahu?"
Bahar Khada Uska Baap Sun Raha Tha, Ye
Sun Ke Wo Bola...
Baap : "Beta Bas Tu Use Ek Baar Maa Kah
de, Baki Mein Dekh Lunga"
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Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Par
Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye...
Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke
Boli.
Dulhan : "Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega
Kya?"
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Ek 75 saal ka buddhe ne 15 saal ki ladki se
shadi ki, Suhagrat par dono khub roye...
Kyoki ladki kuch janti nahin thi aur bhuda
sab bhul gaya tha...