Boy ask to girl about shots

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Boy to Girl: shot kartay hue zyada maza
ladki ko aata hai ya
ladkay ko?
Girl: agar tum apnay kaan(ear) main ungle
(fingure) dalo
gay to kaan ko maza aata hai ya unglee
koe….
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Santa : What do woman usually say after
Shot?
Banta : I Luv You ?
Wrong!!
Banta : That was great?
Wrong Again!
Banta : I Luv it?
Aray Nahi Yaar....
Sahi Jawab Hai - Suno Meri BRA PANTY
Kaha Rakhi Hai...
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Ladka Ladki say: Tum gana bohot acha
gatey hoee ..
Ladki: Nahe yaar main to sirf bathroom
singer hon,
Boy: achha… to kisi din bulao na dono mil k
Mehfil jamatay hain ..
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Boy: please karne do na
Girl: Nahi bus karo
Boy: plz thora aur karne do plz
Girl: Kab se to kar rahe ho
Boy: bus thora aur tum sahi se khol kar raho
Girl: jaldi karo koi dekh le ga
Boy: kuch nhi hota bus thora aur
Girl: bus bahut ho gaya ab nhi karne doongi
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Boy: plz thora aur Nakal karne do warna me
exam me fail ho jaoonga
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Girl : I Love u Dear
Boy : Different style me propose karo na
please...
Girl : Teri Lash ko Aag Lagane Ka Chance
mere bete ko Dega Kya... :) :)