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Majedar corner ke jokes
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Girl : Papa Ek Ladka bar bar I LovE U bolta hai
Kya karun?
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Father : beta us se shadi kr le Zindagi mein agar dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena...
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Doctor to Aishwarya's baby:
you know who is ur Grand father?
Baby: yes, Big B
Who's ur Mother: Miss world Aishwarya.
Then who is ur father?
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Baby: No IDEA sirji. -:)
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Pappu : yaar jab main maru to mere maatam pe samne wale padosiyon ko zarur bulana
Peter: kyun?
Pappu : yaar us ghar ki auratein laash se lipat-lipat kr roti hai !!!
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LALU : "I love u" iska matlab ka hota hai?
SONIA : Mai tumse pyar karti hu.
LALU : Lo kar lo baat...
Angreji me ek sawal kya puch liya,
Pagli fida ho gayi humpe. :-D
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Ek bar ek Sarabi Apni Eye donate karne gaya
Doctor ne Sarabi se pucha : Kuch kahana chahte ho
Sarabi : yes, Jisko bhi meri ye Eye lagaoo pls usko bata dena ki ye 2 pag lagane ke baad hi khulti hain.... :) :)
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Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant
mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya
kyu ussko?
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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied: tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Sardar: 3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar: 3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally.....
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Santa : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess‚¦
Guess
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Banta : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
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Teacher:
Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?
Bacha:
UPS k Maalik hain.
Teacher: Nice.
Acha ye UPS ka kya matlab hai?
Bacha: "Usman Pakora Shop" :-)
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Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
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Girlfriend: Its 2 tight
Boyfriend: Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,
Girlfriend: Push it in,
Boyfriend: Ah..I cant,
Girlfriend: Its painful,
Boyfriend: Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!
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